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Wacky Wordage No. 4 – The Armourplated Elephort – illustration by Mattias Adolfsson
The Armour-Plated Elephort by J.R.Poulter 08
The armour-plated elephort
Lumbers through my mind
On his way to Fanciful
To join more of his kind.
He rumbles on, he never sleeps
He tumbles down the mountain steeps.
He snorkunks through the ocean deeps,
He goes to join his kith and kin
Fight their way through thick and thin!
NOTHING stops the elephort
And nothing ought!
Each night he goes to Fanciful
He wades through blood and gore,
Each war is more FANTASTIC
Than he fought the night before!
When we get to the interesting parts
Of ripping off heads and tearing out hearts,
My mother comes in and shakes me awake,
“ENOUGH! It’s late! Up, OUT THE GATE!”
I wish the elephort would come
And stumpalumph my meanie Mum!